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casey tatum – “a song for mommy”

September 10, 2010 2 comments

In this most heart-wrenching ballad, Casey Tatum (accompanied by his brother, on alto saxophone) pours his heart out, telling the tale of a neglectful mother who left him alone as a child to fend for himself. Is it any wonder that he turned out the way he did? Can’t you just come back and be a mother to your son?? I would continue, but… I have to go weep…

justice – “we are your friends”

May 14, 2010 Leave a comment

Gotta steal Kyle’s thunder; wasn’t aware Justice floated this EP passed me. D.A.N.C.E-worthy for sure.

-jakeyp

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justice – “phantom pt.2″ (live)

November 18, 2009 Leave a comment

Justice. Rage. Best song off the LIVE album. This is the greatest thing in the universe. The French got one thing right with their music. If your ever in the mood to lets say, burn your whole goddamn town to the ground, put this live album (A Cross the Universe) on and let the rioting begin. I cannot begin to explain the pole-smokers who are drawn to you, along with the fact that you will be absolutely raging when Phantom pt.2 comes in hot on the speakers. All humans and most likely extra-terrestrials ball outrageous to Justice.  I honestly can’t find one person who does not like this song.

Let there be two things you take away from this post:

A) No matter how hard you go to this song you cannot get arrested. It is actually against the law to not break something when this comes on.

B) You will have the most fun in your entire life when you play this song and just let it go, a.k.a, bust down your neighbors front door. Bottom line, do a Gargoyle while this on is and you can pretty much declare yourself Napoleon of bangers. GET SOME!

Special Happy Birthday to Baseball Bob!

-keyley (wasted)

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dirt nasty – “1980″

November 15, 2009 2 comments

“I GOTTA GOLD CHAIN!”

It had to be done. Dirt Nasty must be introduced to the world.

This is a complete joke and as a “rapper” Dirt Nasty pretty much acknowledges it, yet it never ceases to get the party started. I personally think this is hilarious, and the video just makes it that much better. If you don’t find this song in good spirits, especially after viewing this video, well lets just say you’re the kid who rolls up to parties alone looking for friends.  In fact though, there is a better chance of John Cusack making another movie after 2012′s premier than you do in getting someone to hang out with you.

“I GOTTA GOLD CHAIN!”

-kyle

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justice – “D.A.N.C.E.” (live remix)

November 12, 2009 Leave a comment

I absolutely love this song. Its everyone’s favorite generic Justice song that they remixed live on tour and it’s outrageous. Half way through the song some dime will be taking her pants off while your chugging straight from the mandatory bottle of vodka this song demands. Good way to start off the night right? You may not remember doing so, but at the end the night play some live Justice tracks–  if you thought the slut you started the night off with was worthy of slaying, well get ready for the Jesus of Pole Crushers to wake up next to the morning. Justice and chugging vodka always does the trick, sluts cant help but love that shit its like a fucking scientific fact.

God I love french music.

-kyle

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